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Funny church situations


What are some funny situations that have happened at church? Let's share some funny stories.

Here's one that happened at my church many years back. There was a few baptisms and the way our tank works is it's basically custom built, rather large, and has a water heater element to heat the water. It takes several days for the tank to fill, and so many hours for it to heat up to the right temp. Whoever sets it up knows this and they mostly have it down to a science.

However this one time, I guess they left the heater on too long, and the water was too hot. At the actual baptism, the first person goes to step in, steps out, then steps in again, then is like "uhhh, this water is way too hot". The elders then scrambled to figure out something. First thing they did is ran to the kitchen to get the ice cube tray. Everyone just started to laugh knowing that won't do much. Then they started to go outside to get shovels full of snow to dump into the tank. The whole situation was rather hilarious, just throwing everything they could in the water to try to get it to cool down.

It finally got to a point where people could step in but let's just say the testimonies and prayers were very fast, and people were getting out of there red like lobsters. emoticon

Another funny situation was at a public conference, it's an annual banquet where a well known athlete comes and gives their testimony and it's open to the public. Basically an outreach event to try to get people to the Lord. I and another guy were doing sound and he decides we should maybe play some music while people come in. What does he decide to put on? Shania Twain. I said it might not really be the best choice and he's like "nah that's fine". I figured ok, she is from our city, so it's "local" music, I guess. One of the elders came over and is like "uhh, an we try to find some Christian music?" Something about "who's bed have your boots been under" playing at a Christian event is probably not appropriate. emoticon
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I'll have to keep thinking. Not much funny stuff is coming to mind. I do remember sitting in a church pew as a kid, interacting with my siblings when we should have been listening to the sermon, and having something be so funny that I had to hold my hand over my mouth so I wouldn't laugh out loud.

There was also a children's Christmas program when my oldest daughter was about 4 years old. She was swaying back and forth and side to side while her class sang "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" and then she tried to get the girl next to her to move around more as well.
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I do not really remember this but my mom said that back when I was like 2-1/2 years old my dad was preaching about the resurrection of Jesus and I somehow wandered out of the church and into a cemetery. Then wandered back into the church and came down the aisle wearing a wreath around my neck!

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